June 2012
51 posts
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
How long?
How long must I wait
for you
to give me
these wellingtons that look like my dead grandmothers arse.
“Your heart is like a great river after a long spell of rain, spilling over its banks. All signposts that once stood on the ground are gone, inundated and carried away by that rush of water. And still the rain beats down on the surface of the river. Every time you see a flood like that on the news you tell yourself: that’s it. That’s my heart.”
— Murakami Haruki, Kafka On The Shore (via ladouleurexquise-e)
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“Men are always willing to believe two things about a woman: one, that she is weak, and two, that she finds him attractive.”
—Morrigan, Dragon Age: Origins. (via emertheschemer)
“What’s going to happen to the show now after we lost the guy who created it and they moved us to a kiss-of-death night? Damned if I know. They say they’re going to try and keep a lot of the original writers and everybody knows writing is what holds a show together. Hell, we used to look forward to our table reads the way a kid looks forward to Christmas morning.” -Joel McHale
