April 2012
73 posts
I’m really not supposed to be commenting on the situation, which I think is great advice, because anything I say will extend the story’s life and cause more fans discomfort. But as a guy who blogs or tweets every time he wipes his butt, hugs his cat or hurts his girlfriend, it’s…
March 2012
20 posts
fuq you for mindlessly slobbering all over wes anderson’s dick tho
I tried watching Parks and Recreation and I just wanted to like it so badly but I couldn’t.. I just couldn’t..
Now I need to watch all of the movies that I have wanted to but just never had the time. These movies include..
Empire Records
The Usual Suspects
Goodfellas
Scarface
Apocalypse Now
Platoon
Rushmore
Reign Over Me
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Dazed and Confused
Reality Bites
Natural Born Killers
In addition, here are some of my favourite movies to get a feel for my taste:
Survive Style 5
The Darjeeling Limited (but don’t get crazy, I fuckin’ hated the Royal Tenenbaums)
The Lives of Others
ALL Studio Ghibli
The Triplets of Belleville
Linda Linda Linda
Back to the Future I & II (because III sucks dicks and you know it)
The Dark Knight
Inception
So, you get the idea.. get suggesting and I will keep myself a masterlist.
February 2012
8 posts
- me: omg I'm so fat what's wrong with me
- me: I'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
- me two minutes later: holy shit is that cake
- Worms – oh my god WORMS
- “This is not acceptable!” I screamed as Kathy drowned
- Is the dance floor calling? No
- Ask your dumbass friends if they know of a reputable artist.
- You re About To Discover A Career Opportunity Where You Will NEVER Be Laid
- NO-ONE should have to go…